I give you every single quote that will crack you up if you watch 'the L Word' when you're high... and probably even when you're not. Enjoy! :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The End
There you have it, 230 HIGHlarious moments collected from the complete show. I hope you enjoy(ed) it as much as I do… every time I rewatch it. If you are one of the lucky bastards that haven’t seen ‘the L Word’ in its entirety yet, HERE BE SPOILERS.
Thanks and I hope this serves as a little light reading wherever you are. Cheers.
P.S. Ignore the search box. It’s shit. Just look up characters’ quotes using their tags.
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[Alice] Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.
[Dana] It’s like I came out to a piece of wood. She didn’t even mention it!
[Alice] That’s good! She’s accepting it through denial.
[Alice] Hey did you guys see Moira’s arms? They’re like man-arms, kinda. They’re cute, but they’re gettin’ big.
[Shane] Practically a man, Alice.
[Alice] That’s a little Harshy McHarsh there, Shane.
[Alice] I didn’t know ‘Dance Fever’ was back on the air.
[Bette] Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize ‘Kris Kross’ was looking for a new member.
[Tina] Jenny is fucking the star. Or I should say that’s she’s fucking herself.
[Bette] I can’t go, because I’ll be dead, because I will have killed myself.
[Alice] She still hasn’t called, which can only mean one thing. They’re having, like, a sex-capade.
[Shane] Al, you can’t keep doing this to yourself. It’s crazy!
[Alice] I’m sure they have great sex. You know, they have so much in common. I’m sure they’re like ‘oooh you like it when I touch you like that? ‘Cause I like it when you touch me like that! Oh my God! I can’t believe your nipples get hard when I lick them, ‘cause mine get hard when you lick mine!’ You know eventually they should just stop having sex because they’re so the same, they could just masturbate and it’ll be the same thing.
[Dana] Mr. Pittles, there’s something important I have to tell you. You remember Lara? Remember how she use to come over all the time, stay over sometimes and we’d move around a lot… together. Mr. Pittles, Lara is gay. So am I. You still love me? Oh you’re the best cat in the world, Mr. P!
[Alice] I’m actually kinda excited to get a black eye. It’ll be cute!
[Dawn getting arrested] Alright, Porter, you’re fucked! Fuck you and your rat-infested shit-hole!
[Kit] Yeah, girl, I just name the rats after you.
[Dawn] Oh really?! You like those rats, huh? It is fucking on!
[Kit] Yeah, it is ain’t it? You about to go live with the rats. All your little friends. Buh-bye!
[Alice] Fuck! They’re not fucking around! They’re serious, they have costumes!
[Tasha] I see. Wasn’t this supposed to be fun?
[Alice] Fun?!
[Tasha] Yeah?
[Alice] NO!
[Dana] She’s setting me up on a blind date with her friend Mildred’s son!
[Alice] At least it’s not shock-therapy.
[Alice] Captain Stubing! Oh God! Is that a periscope in your pocket or are just happy to see me? Oh captain, my captain!
[Shane] I’m in the shit-house.
[Alice] Why?
[Shane] Carmen had a dream I gave Cherie Jaffe a fucking tattoo.
